Fun Stuff and Games

Welcome to the Cry of the Heart's Fun and Games section.  Hope that you will be blessed, and remember...  The Bible says that a "merry heart doeth good like a medicine!"

How good is your memory?  Try this fun game!

Memory Game Try's Score

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And how about a little Hang Man?

Score : Fails (6):

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100.  Can you guess my number?

This free script provided by
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GUESS MY NUMBER (1 - 100)

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Puzzles?

Choose any picture that you have on your hard drive, and this will make a puzzle out of it.  Just close the window when you are finished with the puzzle, and you will be back here.

To Play in Internet Explorer Click Here

To Play in Netscape Navigator Click Here

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Question	Answer
Who was the first financier in the Bible?	He was floating his stock when everyone else was in liquidation
Who was the first female financier in the Bible?	Pharohs Daughter. She went down to the river and drew out a little Prophet.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?	Ruth-less
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?	Nebuchanezzar. He was on grass for seven years
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?	Sampson. He brought the house down
When was the longest day in the Bible?	The day Adam was created because there was no Eve
Why did God create man before woman?	Because you are always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece

Blonde Jokes
Question	Answer
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?	Because it said concentrate
Why can't blondes take coffe breaks?	They are too hard to retrain
What is the definition of eternity?	Four blondes at a 4-way stop
She was sooooo blonde that she put lipstick on her forehead...	Because she wanted to make up her mind
She was sooooo blonde that...	She thought a quarterback was a refund

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.  The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid.  Can I have a volunteer?"  A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.  The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"  After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.  Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance!  Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."  So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"  After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh ~ everyone is disheartened ~ the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok!  Ok!  Just one more chance...  What is 2 plus 2?"  The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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BLONDE STRIKES BACK!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.  She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.  The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.  The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.  The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.  The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.  An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.  The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.  While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.  What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Question	Answer
Why do firemen wear RED suspenders?	To hold up their pants Duh
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?	No change yet
Why couldn't the pony talk?	Because he was a little hoarse
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?	I am the weiner
Why is the hot dog the noblest dog of all?	Because it feeds the hand that bit it
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?	Because they all have phones
What did the zero say to the eight?	Nice belt